Cucho Hernández Is Making History with Columbus Crew

Cucho Hernández isn’t here to mess around. The 25-year-old Colombian is the latest star shining bright for Columbus Crew, and his stats? They’re enough to make any defender break a sweat. But before we dive into the numbers, there’s something we’ve got to get out of the way: it’s not every day you see a South American player fit so perfectly into an MLS team and, even better, stand out as one of the top strikers in the Americas. Maybe even the best No. 9. Bold statement? Maybe. Fair? Absolutely.

Cucho doesn’t just score goals—he’s a machine. Every shot feels like it’s been calculated with the precision of a NASA engineer launching a rocket. And with 19 goals and 8 assists in 29 games this season, he’s already solidified his place among the greats. We’re talking about a league where big-name scorers have historically struggled to adapt to the U.S. style of play. But for Cucho? Piece of cake.

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If we zoom in on his last 10 games, the numbers get even crazier. We’re talking 10 goals and 2 assists. It’s like he’s signed a deal with the goalposts: “Hey, I’ll be seeing you at least once a game, alright?” And he delivers. It’s almost like scoring is as natural as breathing for him. Sure, it’s raw talent, but it’s also a testament to his relentless work ethic.

So, what makes Cucho such a beast on the field? Ever since he was a kid, he dreamed of being Colombia’s next big thing. He grew up idolizing players like Falcao and Asprilla, kicking around a ball on any patch of grass he could find. It wasn’t easy, though. Colombia has its challenges, and opportunities for young talents aren’t exactly handed out.

But here’s the thing: what separates the good from the great is persistence. Cucho knew that if he wanted to be remembered, he’d have to give more than just effort. He needed goals, assists, numbers that would speak for themselves. And that’s exactly what he did. When you’ve got that kind of fire in your belly, nothing seems impossible. For Cucho, the impossible became routine.

Some folks still see MLS as an “easier” or “less competitive” league. Well, if that’s your take, Cucho Hernández is here to flip that script real quick. The league’s on the rise, teams are spending big, and players from all over the world are showing up to prove their worth. And Cucho? He’s leading the charge.

If you’ve ever doubted MLS’s ability to produce elite players or attract top talent, just take a look at what Cucho’s doing on the pitch. He showed up, saw what needed to be done, and he’s been dominating ever since. Every game is a masterclass in how a modern striker should play—quick, lethal, and smart. He’s got a sixth sense for when to make a run, when to hold up play, and when to pull the trigger. It’s like he’s got an internal GPS, and it’s always pointing straight to the back of the net.

What’s wild is that, unlike so many players who have a breakout season and then fade away, Cucho looks like he’s just getting started. He’s on the rise, and there’s no sign he’s slowing down anytime soon. Those 19 goals aren’t a fluke—they’re the result of hard work, a sharp game sense, and an insatiable hunger to be the best.

With all this success, the big question is: how long are we going to see Cucho in MLS? Because let’s be real—with numbers like these, it’s only a matter of time before European giants start knocking on his door. And honestly, it wouldn’t be shocking if he ends up playing for one of them soon.

But for now, the present is all that matters. And right now, Cucho’s the king. Columbus Crew knows it, the fans know it, and the opponents? Yeah, they’re starting to get the memo too, though they’re learning the hard way. Game after game, he makes it clear that his star is only getting brighter. Maybe he was born to be great in Europe. Or maybe his mission is to put North American soccer on the map once and for all. What we do know is that he’s got the talent, the drive, and the mindset to be whatever he wants to be.

Will he keep this ridiculous pace? If you ask me, I’d say yes. There’s nothing in his game that hints at slowing down. Quite the opposite, really—Cucho seems like the kind of player who only gets better with time. His movements are sharp, his finishes are precise, and most importantly, he looks like he’s having fun out there. And when a player’s having fun? That’s when they become truly dangerous.

So, what’s next for Cucho Hernández? Honestly, that’s up to him. If he wants to stay in MLS, he could easily become a legend.