The latest edition of MLS Rivalry Week drew to a close in style on Sunday, with Orlando City's statement-making win over Inter Miami and then an enthralling 2-2 draw between the LA Galaxy and LAFC.
Now that the dust has settled, it provides time for reflection on this very important question: What is the best MLS derby name?
Here are the MLS Multiplex official Top 5 MLS Derby Rankings, decided by the extremely scientific criteria of complete subjectivity.
One note here: Rivalry names that included three teams -- i.e. the Cascadia Cup or Copa Tejas -- were not considered.
5) The Canadian Classique
The moniker for the ongoing rivalry between Toronto FC and CF Montreal gets at the nation's bilingual culture and rolls off the tongue easily. But it's also just not all that memorable. It's a solid name that gives proper respect to the occasion and otherwise is somewhat unnoticeable, kind of like an excellent referee.
4) The Hudson River Derby
It's undeniably nice when you can work in a local geographic feature into the name of a rivalry clash, and the phrase also has a nice rhythm to it. The moniker for New York Red Bulls vs. New York City FC would rank higher if it didn't cause hesitation at times in league and club offices for drawing attention to the fact that one team involved plays in New Jersey.
3) The California Clasico
The words "California Clasico" have rolled off the tongue for three decades now. Even better, the name has taken on added dimension over time as California has added more teams, subtly indicating that while there may be other intrastate rivalries, the LA Galaxy vs. San Jose Earthquakes is the original one.
2) El Trafico
It's a humorous, organic creation whose lineage from fan banter is unclear but decidedly authentic. A few LA Galaxy and LAFC fans think the name cheapens the reputation of the region, but most recognize that the good-natured self-depreciation actually adds to the name's authenticity.
1) The Hell is Real Derby
The moniker for the meeting between the Columbus Crew and FC Cincinnati isn't exactly rhythmic, but it is a brilliant bit of nomenclature. Those who have made the journey regularly between the two Ohio cities immediately know the road sign it references. And those who haven't immediately want to know the origin of the name when they hear it.