MLS Week 34 Power Rankings – Obligatory obituaries

SAN JOSE, CA - AUGUST 29: San Jose Earthquakes' Chris Wondolowski (8), right, celebrates his goal with San Jose Earthquakes' Magnus Eriksson (7) against FC Dallas in the second half at Avaya Stadium in San Jose, Calif., on Wednesday, August 29, 2018. (Nhat V. Meyer/Digital First Media/The Mercury News via Getty Images)
SAN JOSE, CA - AUGUST 29: San Jose Earthquakes' Chris Wondolowski (8), right, celebrates his goal with San Jose Earthquakes' Magnus Eriksson (7) against FC Dallas in the second half at Avaya Stadium in San Jose, Calif., on Wednesday, August 29, 2018. (Nhat V. Meyer/Digital First Media/The Mercury News via Getty Images)
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MLS, Zlatan Ibrahimovic
CARSON, CA – SEPTEMBER 29: Zlatan Ibrahimovic #9 of Los Angeles Galaxy celebrates his 2nd goal during the Los Angeles Galaxy’s MLS match against Vancouver Whitecaps at the StubHub Center on September 29, 2018 in Carson, California. The Los Angeles Galaxy won the match 3-0 (Photo by Shaun Clark/Getty Images)

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